captain jack's discovery

Hello. I am Captain Jack, and I am a man of both science and leisure. Please do not limit your opinion of my character me to either of these categories, as both principles are equally important to my life’s pursuits.

peanut butter al fresco

Once a week, I have a private French lesson with the most lovely Belgian woman. She's very calm, civilized and pleasant.

Last week when we had our lesson, Madame and I were chatting in the living room while my son Jack played on the back porch. I'd left the door open so he could wander in and out and tell us all about his various exploits out there. Jack is not quite two years old, so these little updates consisted mostly of him charging into the living room with something in his hand, gabbling loudly and happily about it and running back out with great pride. In the nude.

Nitwits and Oddmints

I awoke with a start, sitting stark upright in the bed. It was the third time that night.

Something had to be done.

The boy must be stopped.

Giant Baby and the U-verse Box

It was love at first sight. For the baby anyway. One look at that black and gray box, with its glowing green eyes, gentle whirring noise, and the faint scent of warm circuitry and the baby knew his life would never be the same.  He crawled towards the box, slowly, transfixed. None of the other flashing lights in the apartment held any attraction for him now. He was a one-device baby.