I wasn't always a zucchini, and I think that's the important thing to remember.
Monday, February 20, 2012
Friday, February 17, 2012
Thursday, February 16, 2012
Secret Slumber Party
There is a single night from my childhood that defined motherhood for me, at least motherhood done well. This moment encapsulated the wisdom, power, grace, and love that children long to see in their mothers, and that I believe mothers hope to have. Wednesday, February 15, 2012
First-line Follow-up: Valentine's Day 2004
This is the story of Valentine's Day 2004, a day that will live in infamy. That was the day Centavo met Ouisie. The sky was blue, the birds were singing, and Ouisie was wearing about a quart of cow manure.
Monday, February 13, 2012
When Sarah Met Clyve, Part 1
Each day as she lovingly traveled to her tienda, she thought of what unusual root vegetables might arrive that day or what exotic supernatural trinkets the impulse buys at her checkout lane might include. And each day she passed a variety of panhandlers and other “street folk” (as she fondly thought of them.)
Friday, February 10, 2012
Wednesday, February 8, 2012
The Real Story
Some would have you believe that we met during the pursuit of noble things such as learning, art, or justice. While this is certainly a tidy fiction, a pretty façade on our partnership, the real story has merit of its own. And I believe you are ready for the truer, darker tale that lies at the foundation of our friendship.Tuesday, February 7, 2012
A Day at the Zoo
Once upon a time, there was a hippolotafus. Her name was Pangarelle, and when she looked in the mirror, she loved what she saw. Every morning Pangarelle would leap out of bed, pirouette toward the full-length mirror hanging on the wall opposite her bed, and twirl before the mirror, fluttering her eyelashes at the beautiful creature she saw before her. Long, shapely feet (that were nearly as wide again,) knees that were perfectly angled and planed (they had four of each apiece,) a great, bushy tail (that was always perfectly coiffed,) matronly hips (usually draped in pleasingly maidenly taffeta,) a teensy (weensy) waist, and sugar-coated shoulders (delicious!) would greet her face (which was, incidentally, her favorite feature of them all.)Monday, February 6, 2012
Nitwits and Oddmints
Something had to be done.
The boy must be stopped.
Friday, February 3, 2012
First-line Friday
Once upon a time, there was a hippolotafus. Her name was Pangarelle, and when she looked in the mirror, she loved what she saw.
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